The Official Diary of Donald J. Drumpf, Age 73
Welcome to My 2020 Journal by me, Donald J. Drumpf. These are my most intimate and most private, but also very smart and very powerful thoughts. Drs. Fauci and Birx have recommended I start writing things down first before saying them out loud. SURGEON GENERAL WARNING: Please consult a doctor or read the warning label before using any product(s) mentioned in this Journal. V.P. Mike Pounce asked me to remind you: DO NOT DRINK BLEACH. Also, remember that time I said my middle initial stood for Jeanius? I was being sarcastic! I totally know how to spell geanius.
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